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FAQ's

Where are you located?

Made in the USA and solid as a Mastiff, no drool required.

We're a proudly American company, and we print our tees right here at home — no exceptions, no excuses. Our printers live in Florida and Texas, cranking out shirts sturdy enough to survive giant zoomies, shedding season, and the occasional 120lb lean-in.

Got international big dog parents? We've got you covered. We've partnered with printers across the globe so your order shows up fast — because nobody should have to wait as long as it takes a Newfie puppy to stop being a puppy.

Do you ship internationally?

Yep, we ship worldwide — because big dog love knows no borders.

Wherever you are, we'll get your gear to you, no passport required. Shipping rates vary by location, just like the couch space a St. Bernard decides they're entitled to, so be sure to check our shipping policy for the details specific to your neck of the woods.

Will I get a tracking number for my order?

You bet! Once your order ships, we'll send you a tracking email with a special number — so you can watch its journey like your Dane watches you make a sandwich: closely, and with great anticipation.

What materials are your products made of?

We use high-quality, ridiculously comfy materials for all our tees — soft enough for couch cuddles, durable enough for daily slobber, and gentle on skin.

Exact materials vary depending on the item, so check the product page for specifics — but the "would this survive a Great Pyrenees leaning on me" test? Always a pass.

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